President Iran schrijft een brief aan Bush

Dear Mr. President,

I write you on behalf of the entire population of Iran. As I haven't allowed half of them (mostly the females) to go to school, I have to write for them. As you know, women should cook diner and give men many beautiful sons. I have changed the Arabic language so now we can also say 'A womans right is het aan-right', which doesn't sound very good in English...I know.

The Iranian people don't want war. But the Iranian people have shit to say. I AM THE RULER! Eehh... we don't want war. Really. We just want cheap energy from nuclear power as the oil prizes are terribly high...have you noticed? I wonder how this comes.

I would like to solve the worlds problems. I offer you peace in our time and lower oil prices. I just want one thing in return. Let me bomb those filthy Israelians! Just let me nuke the bastards. Oh...not nuke of course. We don't have nuclear weapons.... We don't even want them.

Anyway....as I was saying. We want a safe world for our kids to grow up in and be suppressed.

Can we make a deal.

God bless America and Allah bless Iran. We'll see who gets blessed more.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
honestly chosen president of the republic of Iran