Bush schrijft Iran terug

Dear Mr. (Karl, what's his name again?),

thank you for you letter. There are some thing I don't understand though. You call yourself the president of Iran. But when I was elected by the American people, I was not only elected president of the USA, but also of the rest of the world. So that means I am also the boss in Iran, and your capital Cairo. Karl Rove sais Cairo is the capital of Egypt....and he thinks he is so clever...tsss

You say you need nuclear power because oil is expensive. I know what to do. Stimulate your car industry to make cars as fuel inefficient as possible. Then make the petrol as inexpensive as possible to stimulate people to use the car in stead of bikes, public transpiort or even their feet. If this isn't enough, invade a country that has a lot of oil and tell everyone you are only 'liberating' it. Oh darn....you've already tried that.

If you want to solve the world problems, you can open your borders to US troops, so we can liberate your suppressed citizens as well.

Dad sends his regards,

George W.